They wet their plants!

Sneaking past mom's bedroom without stepping on the squeaky floorboard. Mission failed: Dropped a metal ladle on the stove.

Time for an 8-minute upbeat dance number with sparkling lights and 50 background dancers.

sure how I feel about it.

while wearing aviator sunglasses that reflect an explosion.

30 AM while you try to sleep 3 feet away.

I wear headphones with nothing playing for entire flights just so the person sitting next to me won't attempt to make conversation.

You have been granted an audience with royalty. Bow down.

Too tired to boil an egg. At 2 AM: Michelin-star chef creating gourmet pasta from raw noodles, leftover taco salsa, and crushed Doritos.

was too taxing on my sole.